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Who were you when you woke up this morning?
Who will you be with when you go to bed tonight?
When did you last sleep?
Do you still have both your arms ?	yes	no
Did you snore? (be honest)	yes	no
have you still got your nose?	yes	no
Name your favourite domestic appliance/accident
Have you ever been hospitalised after (using) it?	yes	no
Did you have to wear a disguise when they treated you?	yes	no
Karaoke heals the world. Discuss.
Have you ever had a 'cat half hour?	yes	no
Memorise these numbers and repeat backwards in sequence: (no cheating at the back)! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Name the one word I know that has all the vowels in sequence.
Favourite inert gas?
Favourite symbol from the periodic table?
Favourite mathematical shape or word?
Favourite scientific theory?
Favourite TV advert?
Do you read on the toilet?	yes	no
Can you eat or drink on the toilet? (not literally ON the toilet, dufus)!	yes	no
What do you eat or drink when on the toilet?
Why are dusters (cleaning cloths) yellow? Discuss.
Have you ever been unaware of a window?	yes	no
Have you ever answered / ignored a phone that wasn't ringing?	answered	ignored
Have you ever answered / ignored the phone that was ringing?	answered	ignored
Why do you screen your calls (if ever)?
Ever picked your nose and eaten it?	yes	no
Favourite spot/pimple squeezing tactic? Both hands? 2 cotton buds? Dermabrasion?
Umbrella or hood?	umbrella	hood
Can you do a silly walk?	yes	no
Have you got any facial party tricks?	yes	no
Is comedy funny?	yes	no
George Washington or Bill Clinton?	gw	bc
Ninja or Samurai?	ninja	samurai
Fish or fowl?	fish	fowl
Clumsy or graceful?	clumsy	graceful
When do you use the force?
Is it a crime to leave something on your plate?	yes	no
Is it a crime to leave something in the bank?	yes	no
Is it a crime to leave something in the bowl?	yes	no
Have you ever cried before / after bedtime?	yes	no
Work - a necessary evil or the meaning of life?	evil	life
Sex - a necessary evil or the meaning of life?	evil	life
Marriage - horse or carriage?	horse	carraige
Are you a donkey or an ass?	donkey	ass
Are you a genius or a lunatic?	genius	lunatic
Is wealth over-rated?	yes	no
Is humour under-valued?	yes	no
Is intelligence a reality or an ambition?	reality	ambition
Do you know where the kitchen is?	yes	no
Do you know what to do when you get there?	yes	no
Have you ever got up to get the remote control then sat down to turn the TV over?	yes	no
Is laziness an art form or an irritation?	artform	irritation
Can you lick your elbow?	yes	no
Can you point to all the windows in your room?	yes	no
Can you point to the door?	yes	no